- Rose: [after clicking the grab icon on Rose's breasts] You are so funny! Those you cannot take.
- Leisure Suit Larry: I can't?
- [when using the "hand" icon on Merrily's breasts]
- Merrily Lowe: Hey, now! What kind of girl do you think I am, anyway?
- Leisure Suit Larry: Well, I was hoping you were...
- Merrily Lowe: One of those sleazy babes you met in Larry 2 or 3?
- Leisure Suit Larry: Well, yeah.
- Merrily Lowe: Huh! Well, you'll never find out THAT way.
- [whenever Larry performs an action which scores less than 10 points]
- Female voice: [moans with pleasure] YES!
- Narrator: [after urinating behind the roach coach in the kitchen and looking at the puddle] It's wet, it's yellow, and it appeared right after you peed behind the truck. What COULD it be?
- Gary the Towel Attendant: [after Gammie has shunned Larry] I told you so! She's just not good enough for you, my little manhandler!
- Leisure Suit Larry: Oh, thuddup!
- [upon using the hand icon on Burgundy's eyes]
- Narrator: [English accent] "Slowly, delicately running his soft, pale fingertips over her smooth, sensitive eyelids, Burgundy felt each whorl of Geoffrey's fingerprint burn fire into her loins, felt waves of passion wash over her, felt her moist womanhood nearly explode with..." Oops, you're not Geoffrey. Let's see here... Oh yes, here we are.
- [normal voice]
- Narrator: You can't do that.
- [at the swimming pool, Larry talks with Kenny - the annoying fellow who is a parody on Ken Williams]
- Leisure Suit Larry: So, how do you order a drink here, stranger?
- Kenny: Slap your tail! But, more importantly, have you heard the one about...
- Leisure Suit Larry: Oh, no! It's you again! I remember you from Lefty's bar in "The Land of the Lounge Lizards"!
- [as he did in the first game, Kenny tells Larry a foolish joke]
- Kenny: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Leisure Suit Larry: I can understand how a woman might want a gift. But what exactly would please you, Rose?
- Rose: Just look around you, Lawrence. Tell my likes, you know you can.
- Leisure Suit Larry: Hmm. I see.
- Leisure Suit Larry: [muses] Why don't women EVER give you a straight answer?
- [whenever Larry performs an action which scores at least 10 points]
- Female voice: [moans with pleasure] OH, YES!