- Willie Trombone: These disks tell a story. Story about good. Story about bad. These disks are all that are left of the true story. True story of the closing - of the third age.
- [holds up two fingers, but gets surprised and takes one down]
- Willie Trombone: It all start with Hoborg, a being who had to create, because... he had to. He make the world full of beauty and wonder. This world, the Neverhood, a world where he could live forever and ever more!
- Willie Trombone: Hoborg thought this world would make him happy. But it make him - sad. Walking around his big, *beautiful* new world make him feel all alone.
- [Willie is going to tell Klaymen a story]
- Willie Trombone: Willie know that once you know this truth, then you know what to do. Listen, I tell you.
- [after Klogg is blown into outer space]
- Hoborg: You know... I never really understood that guy... now, come on, Klaymen! We've got a Neverhood to finish!
- [Klaymen walks into Klogg's room, and Klogg suddenly jumps out of nowhere and grabs Klaymen]
- Klogg: KLAYMEN! Oh, I'm sorry, did I frighten you? My name is Klogg. Everything you see here is mine, to do with as I so desire. And I desire for all of this to be yours to rule. All you have to do is wear the adornment of a king. THIS.
- [pulls out crown and puts it into Klaymen's hand]
- Klogg: The Neverhood crown. You know where this baby goes! So let's make our decision, shall we?
- [Klaymen puts on the crown]
- Klogg: Yes. YES! He bought it! I win! AA HA HA HAAAAA!
- Evil Klaymen: [Klaymen turns evil and suddenly resembles Klogg. He grabs Klogg by the shirt and punches him]
- Evil Klaymen: I am the ruler of this world now. EE HEE HEE HA HA HAAAA!
- Robot Bill: Me Bill.
- [a radio station]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Sound effects record number thirty-two. Man reading:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Man relaxing:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Woman in outer space:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Man watching television with volume at zero:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Man watching silent movie:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Freeway sound from 20 miles away:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Lunch at the recording studio:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Man getting a bright idea:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Woman handling a situation with kid gloves:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: A mime and his audience:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Tree falling in the forest:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Dead insect:
- [silence]
- Sound Effect Narrator: A *swarm* of dead insects:
- [silence]
- Hoborg: [to Klaymen's friends, after his crown has been returned to him] It is now time to goof off!
- Frenchie the TV: Hey Klaymen, say "knock-knock"!
- Willie Trombone: But then, Hoborg get him a idea. He said...
- Hoborg: I know. I'll make a friend to enjoy this world with me.
- Sound Effect Narrator: [a radio station] Sound effects record number thirty-three. Man facing backwards while taking a shower.
- [a shower and a man singing can be heard in the background]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Woman handling a situation with kid gloves.
- [Silence with the shower still in the background]
- Sound Effect Narrator: A mime and his audience.
- [Silence with the shower still in the background]
- Sound Effect Narrator: Tree falling in the forest.
- [Silence as the shower in the background is turned off]