Nickelodeon GUTS (1992–1995)

Moira Quirk: Self - Referee, Self

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• [explaining the object of the Aggro-Crag] 

  Moira Quirk : Players will start at the sound of my whistle. Each player has an identical side of the mountain to climb and may not cross into another player's path. Now, during their climb each player must light up each of seven targets located on their side of the crag. The first player to light up all of their targets, including the final one at the peak of the crag, will take First Place points. Mike?

• Mike O'Malley : You sound like Joan Collins.

  Moira Quirk : Thank you, Mike. You are too kind.

• Moira Quirk : Thank you, Mike O'Silly.

• Mike O'Malley : Hey, Mo, is it OK if I start calling you "Quirky"?

  Moira Quirk : Why not, "Mikey-Poos."

  Mike O'Malley : OK...

  [chuckles] 

  Mike O'Malley : "Mikey-Poos." "Mikey-Poos and Quirky." No, I don't think that's going to work.