Snatch (2000)

Andy Beckwith: Errol

Quotes 

• Brick Top : What do you think, Errol?

  Errol : I think we should drip-dry them, Guv'nor, while we have the chance.

  Brick Top : It was a rhetorical question, Errol. What have I told you about thinking?

• Errol : Fuckface, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?

  Turkish : Fuckface... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off yer mum.

• [looking at the video of Sol and Vinny, trapped in the foyer of the bookie's by the security door] 

  Brick Top : Do you know these tits, Errol?

  Errol : I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two.

  Brick Top : John?

  John : I can't help, Guv.

  [Tyrone pokes his head in the door] 

  Errol : Ah, Tyrone.

  Errol , John : You silly fat bastard.

• Errol : Are you Turkish?

  Turkish : Well I'm not fuckin' Greek now, am I?

• [after cleaning out Turkish's Safe] 

  Brick Top : He's been a busy little bastard, that Turkish.

  Errol : I think you've let him get away with enough already, Guv'nor.

  Brick Top : It can get you in a lot of trouble, thinking, Errol, I shouldn't do so much of it.

• [Brick-Top's men have Turkish pinned on the floor. Errol raises a sword to strike, then Tommy appears with his dud pistol] 

  Tommy : Turkish, get your arse up. You lot? Follow me, and I'll fucking shoot you.

  Errol : Calm down son, behave yourself.

  Tommy : I've got the gun, son. I think it's you who should behave.

  [Errol takes a step forward. Tommy cocks the gun and sticks it right in his face] 

  Tommy : What? You want to see if I've got the minerals?

  [Brick-Top's men don't move as Tommy backs out of the slot parlor, then runs after Turkish] 

• Errol : Looks like we're in, guv'nor.

  Brick Top : Goody gumdrops. Get us a cup of tea, would you, Errol?

• [from a deleted scene] 

  Errol : You're a dead man, Tony! You hear me? A fucking dead man!

  Brick Top : Oi! What's going on in there?

  Errol : He's pissed in my fucking pocket!

  Brick Top : Oh, shut up, Errol. Get back in your fucking pram. Tony, ain't you house-trained?

• Errol : Oink oink!

  Turkish : Shit!

  Errol : So that's where you keep the sugar.