Snatch (2000)

Ewen Bremner: Mullet

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Quotes 

• Bullet Tooth Tony : I want to know who blagged Brick-Top's bookies.

  Mullet : Do me a favor, Ton!

  Bullet Tooth Tony : I will do you a favor, Mullet. I'll not get out of this car and bash the living fuck out of you in front of all your girlfriends.

  [Mullet hunkers down to the car window] 

  Mullet : Got to make it worth my while, mate. Jesus, Tony, you know that...

  [Tony seizes his tie and rolls up the window, wedging Mullet's head in it] 

  Bullet Tooth Tony : Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that tie that's got you into this pickle. Now you just take all the time you want.

  [He starts the car forward] 

  Mullet : What the fuck are you doing, Ton?

  Bullet Tooth Tony : I'm driving down the street with your head stuck in my window. What do you think I'm doing, you pen-ass?

  Mullet : Slow down, Ton.

  Bullet Tooth Tony : [sniffs]  You been using dogshit for toothpaste, Mullet?

  Mullet : Slow down, Ton! Slow down, Tony!

  Bullet Tooth Tony : I don't think I'll slow down. I think I'll speed up. You can play some music if you like.

  [He turns on the radio; Madonna's "Lucky Star" is playing] 

  Bullet Tooth Tony : Oh, I love this track.

  Mullet : I think...

  Bullet Tooth Tony : Yes, Mullet?

  Mullet : I think it's two black guys, in a pawn shop on Smith street.

  Bullet Tooth Tony : You better not be telling me porky pies.

  Mullet : I'm fucking telling you, it's two black guys who work off a pawn shop in fucking Smith Street!

  Avi : That's very effective, Tony. It's not too subtle, but effective.

  [Tony accelerates and turns toward Smith Street] 

  Avi : Are we taking him with us?

  [Tony rolls down the window, releasing Mullet's head and dumping him on the roadside] 

• Bullet Tooth Tony : All right, Mullet?

  [Mullet freezes, then swallows and turns around] 

  Mullet : How you doin', Tony? You all right, mate?

  Bullet Tooth Tony : Ooh, nice tie.

  Mullet : I heard you weren't about much these days, Tony.

  Bullet Tooth Tony : What do you know? Still warm, the blood that courses through my veins. Unlike yours, Mullet.