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Quotes
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Melanie McGowan : Other houses have M&Ms, we stock up with Smarties. It's like living at the duty-free-shop at Heathrow.
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[Peter is smoking]
Melanie McGowan : You know, you're going to have to cut that out when the baby comes.
Peter McGowan : What? Are you expecting it tonight?
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Melanie McGowan : Maybe you should see a therapist about your anxiety.
Peter McGowan : That's exactly what I'm afraid of. What if he cures me? Then, I'll have nothing to write about. Nobody wants to know about how happy you are.
Melanie McGowan : Oh, I don't think you ever have to worry about an over-abundance of happiness, dear.
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Peter McGowan : "Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive." *That* is Sir Walter Scott.
Melanie McGowan : Oh, really? I seem to remember that quote a bit differently.
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Peter McGowan : [during wife's gyn exam] You know, to me sex education was always missing the answer to that key question, which was, yeah, how do I get me some?
Peter McGowan : [starts walking around] O-B-G-Y-N. What kind of acronym is that? Oh-bee guy'n. It's not really imaginative, I mean, you should come up with something that spells vagina - Vaginal Association of Gynecological Interns Navigating...
Melanie McGowan : Peter, give the doctor some quiet.
Peter McGowan : [now alongside the doctor] I'm sure it was an oversight on God's part when He positioned the gateway to paradise so dangerously close to the...
Melanie McGowan : Peter! Don't stand there and stare at my crotch!
Peter McGowan : Well, anything else would be considered inappropriate, my dear.
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[last lines]
Melanie McGowan : [in back of limo] You ever done it in a vehicle?
Peter McGowen : Well... that time in Idyllwild, remember? But... I'm not driving this time...