- [talking to operator about Monica]
- Toninho: But she's quite unique! She's 5'10, braids, great legs and... she's a man!
- Operator: In San Francisco, that is not unique!
- Toninho: [explaining to his wife why he cheated on her] Isabella! Isabella! I'm a man! I have to be on top SOMETIMES!
- Rafi: Toninho, what on earth possessed you to do what you did? I mean, when a man truly loves his wife, he never lets her catch him.
- Monica Jones: Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must try one hundred.