- Dustin Yarma: My boss, you remember him? Well of course you do. You were sucking up to him so hard your lips are probably still stuck.
- Jarred: Last year I wrote and directed three episodes of the show and by year's end it beat That 70's Show and Dawson's Creek. Jump the board, you won't regret it.
- Actor: I don't know. I just don't feel the character yet. His motivation...
- Agent: Absolutely. Motivation is important.
- Jarred: Exactly how much motivation is your client looking for, per episode?