Bad Girls (1999–2006)
Sharon Duncan-Brewster: Crystal Gordon
Photos
Quotes
-
Michelle 'Shell' Dockley : I've given up all your God bollocks, Crystal, cause it don't change nothing.
Crystal Gordon : It changes where you go when you die. You two-faced bitch.
-
Crystal Gordon : [a woman of African decent] Any of you seen my hair oil?
Denny Blood : No.
Crystal Gordon : Where is it then
[looks at Renee, who is smiling at her]
Crystal Gordon : What are you grinning at? Did you take my hair oil?
Renee Williams : After you used it? Are you joking!
Crystal Gordon : Well someone did! £2.50 that cost me!
[to Renee]
Crystal Gordon : I hope you know what the bible says about a knife through a knife!
Renee Williams : 'Ere
[throws a banana at her]
Renee Williams : Maybe that'll take your mind off it!
Crystal Gordon : Right, I'm going straight to Betts!
Renee Williams : I thought you liked bananas! So much for being generous, then. Would you rather have an apple, then?
[bursts in laughter]