Bad Girls (1999–2006)

Mandana Jones: Nikki Wade

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Quotes 

• Helen Stewart : You had no right taking advantage of me.

  Nikki Wade : Well put me down the block then. Go on... Rule 47, subsection 16, being disrespectful to the wing governor - by kissing her.

• Nikki Wade : You can't leave me like this. This is shit.

  Helen Stewart : Shit Happens.

• Helen Stewart : [shouting]  Sit in that chair.

  Nikki Wade : Don't you wish is was electric.

• Karen Betts : Well?

  Nikki Wade : Is that an interjection? Or an inquiry after my health?

• Sylvia Hollamby : I've been in this job too long...

  Nikki Wade : 50 years, now is it?

• Sylvia Hollamby : All right, lets have you.

  Nikki Wade : In your dreams, love.

• Nikki Wade : So why are you seeing them?

  Barbara Hunt : Well I'm assuming they've got something to tell me.

  Nikki Wade : What, like piss off and die?

• Gina Rossi : You gonna shut it Wade or what?

  Nikki Wade : I want to see her!

  Gina Rossi : Yeah? Well I want Ricky Martin in my shower every morning but life's a bitch like that.

• [after being caught kissing a fellow inmate] 

  Helen Stewart : What is going on?

  Nikki Wade : I thought that was blindingly obvious.

• Helen Stewart : My officers are trained professionals.

  Nikki Wade : Well, if Fenner's anything to go by, you'd be better off training chimpanzees.

• Shell Dockley : Oi Wade. Did you have a good time with the squat squad?

  Nikki Wade : Yeah, fantastic... well I did with the good-looking one.

• Nikki Wade : Another day gone Monica. How many you've got left?

  Monica Lindsey : Not many I hope. What about you?

  Nikki Wade : Roughly...? 3655.

• Shell Dockley : Well I'm going back to my cell now; see if I can remember where I hid that nice, sharp razor blade.

  Nikki Wade : Dockley, do us all a favour; when you find it, use it on yourself.

• Nikki Wade : What the screws ought to do and what they get away with, it's criminal.

• Helen Stewart : Why did you attack Michelle Dockley?

  Nikki Wade : I don't know. A touch of PMT.

• Nikki Wade : Piss off, Dockley.

• Dominic McCallister : Nikki...

  Nikki Wade : I'm fine. I'm bloody marvellous being locked up in here 24 hours a day.

• Nikki Wade : All I think about in here is why I want to stick bottles in men in uniform.

  Jim Fenner : Glad to see you've still got your sense of humour Wade.

  Nikki Wade : About the only thing you can't get your hands on innit?

• Nikki Wade : I can't keep it at the right temperature.

  Julie, J : Well, what we thought was, we could all take in turns to come out and hug it.

  Nikki Wade : Pardon?

  Julie, J : Body heat. You now? Thought we could take it in turns.

  Nikki Wade : You can count me out. What about at night? Doesn't it have to be kept warm permanently?

  Julie Saunders : Does it? Oh, shit.

• Nikki Wade : No, let me say it for her. What was she telling us is that none of us are safe in here, ain't she? Cause even if we're bleeding to death, we don't get believed. Well, I'm telling her from us, you lot can't run this prison unless we help you. And if we don't get respect from your screws, don't think we're gonna make you look good in front of you VIP visitors cause we're not. So you can shove your stupid fashion show up your arse.

  Helen Stewart : Fine. CONSIDER IT CANCELLED! THIS WING WILL NOT BE TAKING PART. And *you* are on rule 43. Lock 'em up.

• [Two members of the DST walks in] 

  Nikki Wade : Wow, are you both for me?