Aladdin and the Magic Lamp (1982)
John Carradine: The Wizard
Quotes
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The Wizard : What? Are you saying he's still alive? I'll have to pay a visit to a young prince.
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The Wizard : Ah, he's taking forever that stupid boy... Here's the sun almost ready to set and he's still hasn't come back. What could it be doing? Curse it, If I chose the wrong boy to get that lamp.
[Aladdin goes back from the garden, he sees the light outside, runs up]
Aladdin : Master, I'm back!
The Wizard : Oh, excellent. Excellent. Good work, my boy. Now just hand me the lamp and I'll help you out.
Aladdin : No, pull me out first and then you get the lamp.
The Wizard : Hand me the lamp and then I'll pull you out.
Aladdin : You aren't getting any old lamp until you get me out of here.
The Wizard : Listen, boy. I don't care you'll never get out of there. All I want is that lamp now, give it to me.
Aladdin : Hmm. If that's the way you're gonna be, then you come get it yourself.
The Wizard : What do you mean, you son of a camel? If you don't give me that lamp, I'll seal you into that cave forever.
Aladdin : Uh-uh. You let me out of here and you'll never get it.
The Wizard : Blast you. You'll be sorry for this.
[began to chanting]
Aladdin : What are you doing?
[the Wizard continues chanting and closes the lid]
Aladdin : Wait! Let me out of here! Hey! Hey!
[puts down the lamp and lantern, began to pounding the lid]
Aladdin : Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, hey!
[grunts, cut to Wizard and the lid is closed]
Aladdin : Let me out of here! Help! Help!
The Wizard : This should be your punishment for disobeying me, foolish boy. And to think I almost had the lamp in my hands. Ugh.
[began to leave]
Aladdin : Open this!
[cut to Aladdin continues pounding]
Aladdin : Don't leave me here! Let me out, let me OUT!
[he stopped pounding, cut to the Wizard is riding back with a horse]
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The Princess : Oh, Aladdin, my love. Where are you?
The Wizard : Get out of my way. Well, princess. I was hoping I would have a privilege of hearing you accept my proposal of marriage. After all, your husband is dead.
The Princess : Aladdin's what?
The Wizard : Yes. A few moments ago, he fell out of the sky in the middle of this desert. Isn't that a pity?
The Princess : Oh, you're lying to me. I know Aladdin isn't dead.
The Wizard : Now, why would I lie about such a tragic thing is that? Aladdin is dead and gone. You're going to have to learn to live without him. Now then, Where do we getting married?
The Princess : Never.
[she walks away from the Wizard]
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The Wizard : Good evening, Princess. Please, step right on.
The Princess : Thank you.
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[the Wizard is riding on the horse and making Aladdin run in the desert mile]
The Wizard : Boy, you must run faster than that.
Aladdin : What are you saying? We've been running for hours that we haven't stopped once.
[panting and The Wizard's horse halted]
The Wizard : We'll be there soon. But, that give you the energy to run faster.
Aladdin : Please, let me rest for a while.
The Wizard : No, we must hurry.
Aladdin : But, I can't run anymore.
The Wizard : I chose you, because I thought you were a boy of spirit. Prove it to me.
[continues to ride the horse and Aladdin is panting, running]
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The Wizard : [to Aladdin, sits down] Aladdin, what are you doing?
[Aladdin groaning]
The Wizard : What is the matter with you, you stupid boy?
[goes to Aladdin]
Aladdin : Are you a magician, master?
The Wizard : [grabbing Aladdin] That is any of your business. I don't like foolish boys who waste my time asking silly questions.
[getting the lantern from the horse and gives it to him]
The Wizard : Now, it's time for you to perform the service I require. There's an old lamp that I needed and I want you to go into the cave and get it.
Aladdin : A lamp?
The Wizard : Yes, a lamp.
[grabs Aladdin]
The Wizard : Get going. I've been searching for this lamp a long time, and finally learn that it lies within this cave.
Aladdin : Well, then why don't you just go down there and get it yourself?
The Wizard : If that were possible, you idiot, I wouldn't have brought you here. Wizards like myself are forbidden to enter this cave. So, I chose you to go for me. Now, there's the entrance. Get going.
[shoves Aladdin to the cave. The Wizard goes to him, shoves his shoulder]
The Wizard : Stand back.
[He began to chanting, opens the top of the lid, Aladdin gasps, lands the lid on the floor and turns to Aladdin]
The Wizard : All right, go down in there.
Aladdin : But, I...
The Wizard : You're trying my patience, boy.
[sees the magic ring of his finger]
The Wizard : This might help.
[taking the ring off of his finger and throws it to him]
The Wizard : Take this with you.
Aladdin : What am I supposed to do with this?
The Wizard : It's a magic ring. It will guard you from danger and protect you from evil.
Aladdin : This little ring?
The Wizard : Yes. Put it on, boy, and go into the cave.
Aladdin : [puts on the magic ring on his finger] Uh... I'm going.
[goes into the cave]
The Wizard : You'll find the lamp in the hall of thousand lights. It's the one that's old and dirty, and don't waste time browsing.
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The Wizard : So you're still alive, you young jackal? But, the battle's not over. You'll get away.
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[the Wizard sees that Aladdin's palace has been created by the genie at night]
The Wizard : [rubs the magic lamp] Slave of the lamp, I summon you.
[the magic lamp light appeared, gasps and smoke comes out of the lamp and it appears]
The Genie of the Lamp : I am the slave of the lamp. What is it you desire, master?
The Wizard : You just finished making this magnificent palace for prince Aladdin. I want you to take it to my home in Africa, now.
The Genie of the Lamp : I hear and I obey.
[began to grow size three times. He takes Aladdin's palace and travels to his home in Africa]
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The Wizard : My life is a constant trial. All the magic of this wonderful lamp cannot change this girl's minded make her love me.
[stands up, the raven cawing, turns to him and closes the book]
The Wizard : Oh, shut up.
[throws and hits raven with a book]
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[Aladdin and the Princess climbing up the rope. He looks down and the Wizard notices him]
The Wizard : You fools! Don't you know you can't get away?
[begins to jump and climbs up. Suddenly, the rope began to break]
The Princess : [notices that the rope is break, gasps] Look out, the rope is breaking!
[Aladdin began to climb up properly over the broken rope. The desert mouse began to biting the rope, it breaks]
The Wizard : [notices that the mouse is eating the rope] Ah, what are you doing? You little pest, stop it! I'll get you for this!
[the mouse continues to break the rope and it snapped. The rope falls down and he yells]
The Wizard : NO!