Strangers with Candy (1999–2000)
Paul Dinello: Geoffrey Jellineck, Mr. Sears, Nurse Troy
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Quotes
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Geoffrey Jellineck : It's not a cold sore! I bumped my lip on a biscuit!
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Jerri Blank : What are you painting?
Mr. Geoffrey Jellineck : Oh, just a little bit of Americana for Drug Awareness Week. It's the Battle of Miami. Columbus here, fighting the pilgrims as they attempt to land.
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Chuck Noblet : So, is there no Mrs. Jellineck?
Geoffrey Jellineck : No...
Chuck Noblet : Divorce?
Geoffrey Jellineck : She was, uh, she was murdered.
Chuck Noblet : Sometimes that can be just as painful.
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Jerri Blank : Hey, why don't you paint me while I talk?
Geoffrey Jellineck : [mumbling] Well, I don't know...
Jerri Blank : Should I remove my clothes?
Geoffrey Jellineck : I don't think so.
Jerri Blank : Are you sure?
Geoffrey Jellineck : I'm positive.
Jerri Blank : Why don't I remove my pants and panties?
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Geoffrey Jellineck : If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola.
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Geoffrey Jellineck : Jellineck. Geoffrey Jellineck. I'm the new art teacher.
Chuck Noblet : Oh of course you are! Hi, I'm Chuck Noblet. Social studies, creative writing, school newspaper, assistant to the principal...
Geoffrey Jellineck : What don't you do!
Chuck Noblet : Get my lesson plans in on time!
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Geoffrey Jellineck : Hello, Judas.
Chuck Noblet : Sorry, Geoffrey, I can't hear you above the roar of my success.