- Dick Larsen: Listen, I wanna start off with a question everyone's been talking about. Now, there's a rumour around that you don't fight crime anymore. Is that true?
- Souperman: Yes, I suppose it is.
- Dick Larsen: You don't fight crime. But everyone has this image...
- Souperman: Dick, Dick...
- Dick Larsen: Yeah?
- Souperman: It's like this, you see, um, I stopped fighting crime because crime didn't pay.
- Black Guy on Street: It's a bird.
- White Guy on Street: No, it's a plane.
- Girl on Street: Well, it looks like somebody's dirty laundry to me.