Muppets Treasure Island (1996 Video Game)
Billy Connolly: Billy Bones
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Quotes
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Billy Bones : And no one knows to this day what happened to the treasure. Or the treasure map. Maybe you'll find them, Eh Hawkins. Hawkins? Ha!
[Billy Bones looks at you and laughs. Rizzo the Rat laughs]
The Great Gonzo : Tell us another adventure Mr. Bones. My favorite is the story about the one legged man.
Billy Bones : Ah, The one legged man? I told you to never to mention that cursed beast! Now get back there and finish brewing my stew. I feel the horrors coming on, begone!
Rizzo the Rat : The horrors. Oh I think I'll be going now. Ho.
[Gonzo and Rizzo head over to the kitchen. Billy Bones stands up and also heads into the kitchen. Then Blind Pew opens the top half of the front door]
:Blind Pew : Eh. Hi Billy Bones it's me Blind Pew! Come to settle the score! Heh heh, heh, Whoa, ow, whoa, ow!
[Blind Pew trips over the trash cans. Billy Bones comes out of the kitchen. Walks upstairs to his room and sees the paper with the black spot on it]
Billy Bones : THE BLACK SPOT! NO!
[Then Stevenson the Parrot appears on the stair rails]
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Billy Bones : I was Flint's first mate that voyage. Three days east of Tortola in the Caribbean, Flint knew an island. That's where we buried the treasure. Gold and blood, they were Flint's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him that day.
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Billy Bones : The black spot! The black spot!
The Great Gonzo : Um real black spot? Can I see it. I've never seen a real black spot before Mr. B.
Rizzo the Rat : Hey Hey! Hold that... Door. Hey watch out!
[Rizzo crashes into the door and falls backwards down the stairs]
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Billy Bones : The black spot got me!
[Billy Bones leaves the bedroom]
Rizzo the Rat : Oh this is bad. This is bad, pirates, black spot, danger, and worst of all, the refrigerator's empty! Oh.
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Billy Bones : Ahh! The block spot! So that's how it ends for old Billy! The Black Spot and all for a stinking treasure map!
[Billy Bones screams and dies]
