Brigadoon (1966 TV Movie)

Rhys Williams: Andrew McLaren

Quotes 

• Andrew McLaren : Now, lad, always remember - a woman is like a bagpipe. "Why?", you ask?

  Charlie Dalrymple : [suddenly realizing he has to answer]  Oh! Why, why?

  Andrew McLaren : Because, if you tuck her under your arm and you squeeze 'er, och! She'll play a merry tune that you'll long remember.