WCW Monday Nitro (1995–2001)

Bobby Heenan: Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan, Self - commentator, Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan- commentator, Self, Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan - commentator, Self - Commentator

Quotes 

• Tony Schiavone : [Barbarian just kicked his opponent]  Mafia kick to the head.

  Bobby Heenan : A what?

  Dusty Rhodes : What the hell is a mafia kick?

  Tony Schiavone : That's what he calls it.

  Bobby Heenan : Why can't you just say he kicked him in the head?

  Dusty Rhodes : He's Samoan, from the Polynesian islands, the mafia didn't have nothin' to do with that kick!!

  Tony Schiavone : Well I was just calling it by it's name.

  Bobby Heenan : HE KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD TONY!!

• Bobby Heenan : [watching Ric Flair illegally kick an opponent in the groin]  There goes that trick knee again.

• Bobby Heenan : See, what Benoit should do right now is extend his hand to Bret Hart, his hand in friendship, then reach into his trunks, and pull out something that weighs about 45 lbs., tape it to his fist and hit him right between the running lights, knock him cold.

• [on Glacier] 

  Bobby Heenan : He has two different color eyes. He's half man, half siamese cat.

• Bobby Heenan : Flair is the new boss. I am going to hit him up for a raise!

• [repeated line] 

  Bobby Heenan : At desperate times, desperate people do desperate things.

• Bobby Heenan : [Barbarian just kicked his opponent]  Mafia kick to the head.

  Bobby Heenan : A what?

  Dusty Rhodes : What the hell is a mafia kick?

  Dusty Rhodes : That's what he calls it.

  Bobby Heenan : Why can't you just say he kicked him in the head?

  Dusty Rhodes : He's Samoan, from the polynesian islands, the mafia didn't have nothin' to do with that kick!

  Dusty Rhodes : Well I was just calling it by it's name.

  Bobby Heenan : HE KICKED HIM IN THE HEAD TONY!