Heh heh heh. Good news my fellow stinky moovie fans. You, yes, you too can make a cheeeeeeap, easy horror film of yer very, very own! Dew yew have your own camcorder? Got a few jiggly female friends?? Got at least 2 brain cells to rub together??? Cowgradulations!! You too can make a lame, dull, infantile stinker just like Dennis Devine("Things", "Amazon Warrior", "Vampires of Sorority Row")! "Dead Girls", indeed! Starring a bunch of nameless, faceless, brainless jiggly bimbos, this straight-to-video piffle is definitely dead on arrival. The jigglers try to pass themselves off as a death rock band by wearing dark, revealing clothing, big hair, & lots of make-up. Someone finds their mindless droning offensive & decides to kill them off one at a time in a cabin someplace cheap to film. But it's moore of a Whocares than a Whodunnit, because the characters are all thinner than Celine Dion's wrist. They are tacky, unattractive, gum-chomping bimbos that you wouldn't bother peeing on if they went up in flames before you. Poverty level production values, rank amateur acting, non-existant direction, and a wretched soundtrack are all waiting for you in "Dead Girls". This is the sort of feeble flick that makes an ultra-cheapie like "Cannibal Hookers" look professional. Needless to say, the MooCow does not recommend that you spend dime one on this disaster. In fact, if you were to pick it up off the shelf merely to glance at it, you've wasted moore time, energy, and thought than this flick deserves. But that's why the MooCow is here, folks: watching wretched, stinky films so you don't have to. Give this one a wide berth in the horror isle. :=8P