The Specials (2000)

Matt Champagne: Joel Tippin

Quotes 

• Minute Man : [seeing the preview commercial for the Specials action figures]  I'm black?

  Joel Tippin : We had to take a little more of a multi-cultural approach.

  Minute Man : But I'm not black.

  Joel Tippin : I-I think you have vaguely African features. We could probably pull this off.

  [Minute Man ushers him out] 

  Joel Tippin : Excuse...

  Minute Man : A meat thermometer?

  Joel Tippin : Listen, the kids love the neat accessories. Come on, it's the Specials. Nobody knows they're not carrying meat thermometers.

  Minute Man : Tell me that wasn't Richard Dawson's head.

  Joel Tippin : Well, okay, you got me there. We had some old heads from a line of "Hogan's Heroes" action figures from the '70s. We were gonna use the German guy, but it turns out we didn't have...

  [Minute Man leaves] 

  Joel Tippin : What?