Scary Movie (2000)
Kurt Fuller: Sheriff
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Quotes
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Deputy Doofy : I go poopie.
Sheriff : Did you just say you went "poopie"?
Deputy Doofy : Yeah, it was good.
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Sheriff : How are you today Cindy?
Cindy Campbell : Good, officer, how are you?
Sheriff : Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut - you know, the usual.
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Gail Hailstorm : Isn't Cindy Campbell's father a suspect?
Sheriff : That is classified information, where did you get this?
Gail Hailstorm : Sorry, but my information is strictly confidential shit.
[Doofy steps out]
Deputy Doofy : Hi Gail... Gail swallows.
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Principal Squiggy : [to Cindy] Now, Cindy, the sheriff has some questions he would like to ask you today.
Sheriff : [sniffs the air] What is that... God-awful smell?
Principal Squiggy : [sniffs] I don't know.
Deputy Doofy : I go poopie.
Sheriff : Did you just say that you, uh, you went poopie?
Deputy Doofy : Yeah. It was good.
Sheriff : Hmm.
[to Squiggy]
Sheriff : Get him outta here.
Principal Squiggy : Yes.
[to Doofy]
Principal Squiggy : Thank you, Doofy.
Deputy Doofy : Okay.
Principal Squiggy : You should now go back to Special Ed.
Deputy Doofy : Okay. Salute.
[salutes to the Sheriff who salutes back]
Sheriff : Maybe a change of underwater, son
Cindy Campbell : Bye, Doofy.
Deputy Doofy : Bye, Cind
[Principal Squiggy takes him out of the office]