Snoopy: The Musical (1988 TV Movie)
Jeremy Miller: Linus van Pelt
Quotes
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Linus van Pelt : [all singing] Poe! Edgar Allen, American poet, born 1809.
Charlie Brown : He wrote Cock Robin and My Darling Clementine.
Linus van Pelt : Published Tamerlane in 1827.
Sally Brown : If you're listening, Heaven, Heaven, help me, help me!
Lucy van Pelt : She's gonna ask us something, on Edgar Allen Poe. I just know, I just know that any minute now...
Sally Brown : She's gonna call on me and ask me something I don't know.
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Lucy van Pelt , Linus van Pelt , Sally Brown , Patricia 'Peppermint Patty' Reichardt , Snoopy : Well, what do you see, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown : I was going to say a horsie and a duckie, but I changed my mind.
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Charlie Brown : [reading a letter to Snoopy about his promotion to head beagle] Well, I'll be.
[hands the letter to Linus, who also reads it]
Linus van Pelt : Well, I'll be!
Charlie Brown : Who else do you know whose dog's just been promoted to head beagle?
Lucy van Pelt : Head beagle? That stupid dog can't be promoted to head beagle! He'll bring ruination upon the country! He'll destroy us all! He's inept, he's incompetent, he's...
Snoopy : Hmph! If you don't mind, the head beagle would like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech!
[hops off his dog house and kicks it]
Charlie Brown : I recognize that kick. That's the kick of someone who'd like to be alone to prepare his acceptance speech.
Snoopy : I don't think that's an unreasonable request.
Charlie Brown : And considers that a reasonable request.
Lucy van Pelt : *Weird!*
[She, Linus, and Charlie Brown leave]
Snoopy : [proudly] Just think - head beagle! I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared.
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Charlie Brown : It must be nice to be believed in.
Snoopy : It is.
Linus van Pelt : Wouldn't it be wonderful if everybody believed in everybody?
Charlie Brown : Beginning with me.
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Lucy van Pelt : May I ask you something? Did the Great Squash ever show up?
[walks away]
Linus van Pelt : It's pumpkin!
[sings]
Linus van Pelt : I'll never wait for him again until... next... year!
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Linus van Pelt : If I were to bring a TV dinner to school tomorrow, would I be allowed to use one of the ovens in the cafeteria to heat it up?
[we hear a trombone, which is Miss Othmar's disapproval]
Linus van Pelt : I see.
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Linus van Pelt : [spoken] Poe!
[sung]
Linus van Pelt : Edgar Allan, stories and essays. Wrote "The History of Marie Roget"!
Charlie Brown : [singing] "Hiawatha" and "The Road to Mandalay"!
Linus van Pelt : Joined the army in the spring of '27!
Sally Brown : [singing] Are you listening, Heaven?
Charlie Brown : Dickens' Christmas Carol!
Sally Brown : Help me!
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Linus van Pelt : [spoken] Poe!
[sung]
Linus van Pelt : Edgar Allan got out of the army! Married Ms. Virginia Clemm!
Charlie Brown : [singing] He wrote Black Sambo and "Columbia, the Geeeem - of the Ocean"!
Linus van Pelt : Died in 1849!
Sally Brown : [singing] Tomorrow, I'll be fine!
Charlie Brown : "Sweet Adeline"!
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Linus van Pelt : [spoken] Poe!
[singing]
Linus van Pelt : Edgar Allan, American poet, born in 1809!
Charlie Brown : [singing] He wrote "Cock Robin" and "My Darling Clementine"!
Linus van Pelt : Published "Tamerlane" in 1827!
Sally Brown : [also singing, then spoken] If you're listening, Heaven, Heaven, help me, help me!