- [Has created a new plant]
- Uncle Quigley: I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley.
- Uncle Quigley: You three are grounded!
- Salem: Good move, Quigster!
- Uncle Quigley: You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.
- Salem: I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.
- Tim the Witch Smeller: You haven't seen the last of me!
- Hilda: Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya.
- Spookie Jar: [Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry.
- Spookie Jar: [Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange?
- Salem: [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!