- Phil: Ahhh, the lovely Julie Ziff.
- Julie: Creep.
- Phil: That's good, I find brevity attractive.
- Julie: See ya, Danny.
- Phil: Goodbye, Gorgeous.
- Julie: You make my puke... want to puke!
- Phil: I'm flushed with passion!
- Julie: Ugghh!
- [she leaves]
- Danny: You're such an idiot!
- Phil: Oh, I knew that before you did, my friend. Just invite me to the wedding.
- [to Nona]
- Phil: He's in love, you know. But he's too dumb to figure it out.
- Nona Gina: Ah, wise-uh boy!