Sharon Wyatt: The Male's Mother
Quotes
-
The Male's Mother a : She's so nice!
The Male : Yeah, yeah she is nice.
The Male's Father : She has beautiful eyes.
The Male : Thank you.
The Male's Father : So, did you fuck her?
The Male's Mother a : What the hell's the matter with you?
The Male's Father : What? What? What did I say? I asked if he fucked her.
The Male's Mother a : Of course he's fucked her! Wouldn't you fuck her? Hell, I'd fuck her and I'm not even into that!
The Male : Mom!
The Male's Mother a : What? I'm defending you! Your father's the one causing the trouble!
The Male's Father : I just wanted to know if those were real hooters or not!
The Male's Mother a : Well of course they're real! You can't buy hooters like that.
The Male : Okay, if you two continue to embarrass me, we're leaving.
The Male's Mother a : [dejected] There's just no pleasing you.
