Alice in Wonderland (1999 TV Movie)
Miranda Richardson: Queen of Hearts, Society Woman
Quotes
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Alice : I think carefully before acting rashly.
Queen of Hearts : Sound advice, little girl.
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Queen of Hearts : Do you play croquet?
Alice : Who, me?
Queen of Hearts : Yes, you. I'm not in the habit of talking to myself, though it's the only way I can get an intelligent conversation round here. Can you play croquet?
Alice : Yes.
Queen of Hearts : Come on then.
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Duchess : [nervously] Fine day, Your Majesty.
Queen of Hearts : I gave you fair warning. Either you or your head must be off!
[Faced with such a proposal, the Duchess flys off backwards]
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The White Rabbit : Your worship must cross-examine the witness!
King of Hearts : [sigh] Oh, must I?
Queen of Hearts : Be a man, Cedric.
Jury members : Be a man.
King of Hearts : [sigh] Oh, all right.
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King of Hearts : Ah, my dear, how do we get rid of a floating cat?
Queen of Hearts : Off with its head.
King of Hearts : Brilliant.
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Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : I agree entirely.
Queen of Hearts : Don't be ridiculous.
Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : Would I lie to you, your Majesty?
Queen of Hearts : Yes.
Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : Oh well, thank you. Compliments are always welcome.
Queen of Hearts : You're an idiot.
Sir Jack, the Knave of Hearts : That's right, your Majesty. Only you could spot that. It takes one to know one.
Queen of Hearts : A complete idiot.
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[repeated line]
Queen of Hearts : Off with your head!