Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1998–2007)
Jeff Bryan Davis: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : Occupations where breaking into song is discouraged.
Ryan Stiles : [pantomimes putting Colin into the electric chair] We're... gonna... Fry you this morning, fry you this morning!
Wayne Brady : [goes up with Jeff] I'm sorry, but your husband... Isn't gonna make it isn't gonna make it, no, ain't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it...
Jeff Bryan Davis : [continuing] Isn't gonna make it!
Colin Mochrie : [mimes trapping himself in a box] I'm a MIME!
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Drew Carey : Colin, Colin, another hundred dollars for you, buddy.
[Drew and Colin kiss]
Ryan Stiles : That's just dirty money now.
Drew Carey : How bad you want it, Mochrie? Come on, get your dirty money.
Wayne Brady : He kissed really nice... For a dude.
Ryan Stiles : I don't think the tongue was necessary, but I think...
Wayne Brady : [singing] I'm in love with a Canadian man...
Drew Carey : Just when you thought "Will & Grace" was the gayest show on TV, along comes "Whose Line Is It Anyway".
Ryan Stiles : Hey, uh...
[Wayne, Colin, and Ryan indicate wedding rings, Drew and Jeff are unmarried]
Jeff Bryan Davis : [kisses Colin and grins innocently]
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Jeff Bryan Davis : Well, frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.
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Ryan Stiles : [Scenes from a hat- U.S cities that will never have a song written about them] We wouve you Walla Walla, Washington! We wouve you Walla Walla, Washington
Colin Mochrie : Proud citizens of Dog-Lick...
Wayne Brady : Our arms are wide open at Muscelahoochehella Alabama, Muscelahoochehella Alabama...
Ryan Stiles : We call it Butte- Not Butt- Montana!
Jeff Bryan Davis : Who wants an Oxnard, I do, I do!
Ryan Stiles : [In a stoner voice] What's the matter with Weed?
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Drew Carey : [scenes from a hat] Bad times to smoke a cigarette.
Colin Mochrie : Fire!
[takes a puff]
Jeff Bryan Davis : [takes two puffs] All right, push, Mrs. Johnson.
Colin Mochrie : [Ryan crouches near Colin's buttocks and smokes] I can't believe I broke my old record of six burritos.
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Drew Carey : [Scenes from a hat] Things that make the audience boo!
Ryan Stiles : [to Colin] What color's your poo in the morning
[BOO]
Jeff Bryan Davis : Okay so we have our potatoes simmering. Now after we filet the baby seal.
[BOO!]
Ryan Stiles : You simply wait for traffic, then you push the old lady. Push the old lady.
[mixed boos and applause]
Ryan Stiles : I wasn't looking for applause on that one. I was looking for...
Jeff Bryan Davis : And the award for the best actor goes to - Keanu Reeves.
[BOOOOOOO]
