- The Woman Downstairs: Are you the tenant of apartment number 804? I'm your downstairs neighbor. The plumber will come and fix the hole this afternoon. Will you be home then?
- The Man Upstairs: Maybe.
- The Woman Downstairs: You have to. Or else it'll never get fixed.
- The Man Upstairs: Can I help you, sir?
- A Shopper: Do you have this kind of bean sauce?
- The Man Upstairs: This brand was discontinued a long time ago. We have the same thing but only in a different brand.