- [following the order to give her a cunnilingus]
- Drill sergeant: Alright, private, stand up, drop your pants, and salute me like a man!
- [while doing pushups]
- Drill sergeant: Up, higher.
- Punished southern soldier: Hmm, Ma'am, you're not wearing any underwear.
- Drill sergeant: Lick it, private!
- Punished southern soldier: Yes, Ma'am. Hmm, tastes like... tastes better than the army's food.