Topsy-Turvy (1999)
Andy Serkis: John D'Auban
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Quotes
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John D'Auban, Choregrapher : I haven't laughed so much since my tights caught fire in "Harlequin Meets Itchity Witch and the Snitch".
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Gilbert : Now, Miss "Sixpence, Please" - what you have just witnessed is not even remotely Japanese, am I right?
[Miss "Sixpence, Please" is silent]
Gilbert : [to the Japanese man] Sir - Japanese.
Japanese Man : Japanese.
Gilbert : No.
Japanese Man : No.
Gilbert : Thank you very much...
John D'Auban, Choregrapher : Excuse me, Mr. Gilbert sir, if I may?
[to the Japanese man]
John D'Auban, Choregrapher : Japanese.
Japanese Man : Japanese.
John D'Auban, Choregrapher : Yes.
Japanese Man : Yes.
John D'Auban, Choregrapher : [to Gilbert] See, he hasn't got the faintest idea what you're talkin' about.
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John D'Auban, Choregrapher : On the whole, the terpsichore was executed very magnifiquely, notwithstanding the topsy-turvydom befuddling Mr. Ko-Ko's entrance.
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Gilbert : They walked downstage in the Japanese manner.
John D'Auban, Choregrapher : They walked downstage in the Japanese manner because they are Japanese.
Gilbert : Exactly, and that is precisely why they are here.
John D'Auban, Choregrapher : Our three little maids are not Japanese. However, they are very funny.
Gilbert : No funnier, however, than they would be if they all sat down on pork pies.