- Singer: [opening music] I keep hearing this melody in my ears.
- Boy 1: [a Nativity scene is shown. A traditional Christmas, "Greensleeves" tune plays] Jesus, we beseech thee in this time of need...
- Boy 2: [interrupts] Okay, fucking Frosty, he fucking killed...
- [an angelic choir is heard as the manger brightens]
- Boy 1: [angrily] Dude!
- Boy 2: our friend...
- Boy 1: Dude!
- Boy 2: This is Jesus!
- Boy 1: You don't say "fuck" in front of Jesus
- Boy 2: [wondering] Is that so?
- [Jesus rises from his manger. A driving drum beat takes over. This Jesus appears to have the body of a toddler, but still has the mustache and beard like he does as an adult]
- Boy 2, Boy 1: Go Jesus!
- [Jesus chases Frosty down. Frosty turns to face him and growls. Jesus takes off his halo and launches it like a frisbee. It slices off the top of Frosty's head along with the hat and returns to Jesus. Frosty quickly falls apart and is defeated]
- Boy 2, Boy 1: Our Savior!
- [Jesus returns to his manger and back to rest]