Big Daddy (1999)
Rob Schneider: Delivery
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Quotes
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Tommy : How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?
Nazo : I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.
Tommy : I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?
Nazo : Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
Tommy : Lamb and tuna fish?
Nazo : Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
Homeless Guy : Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?
Nazo : Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister.
Homeless Guy : Let's see your clippers.
Nazo : Not my problem your father was sick.
Homeless Guy : That - well - -Stop yelling at me! AAAhhhhhhhh!
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Nazo : This is bullshit! Should have same rules for everyone, no matter what age!
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Nazo : What are your cards?
Julian 'Frankenstein' McGrath : I got a six, a five, a Jack, a four and an eight. I win!
Sonny Koufax : What do you mean "you win"? I had a hand just like that before, I didn't win?
Julian 'Frankenstein' McGrath : Because I win.
Nazo : This is bullshit!
Sonny Koufax : Alright, take it easy man.
Nazo : Every time different cards, he still wins?
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Nazo : [to Arthur Brooks] Hey, I remember you. You always order three piece of cheesecake!
[Arthur Brooks looks embarrassed]
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[Sonny has left his apartment leaving Nazo in charge of Julian]
Julian : [jumping on the couch signing along to the kangaroo song] Would you like to come and play? We'll hop, hop, hop, hop...
Julian : [hits Nazo on the head with a paperback book] ... WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[the doorbell rings]
Nazo : Get the door!
[Julian leaves to answer the door]