Afula Express (1997)

Aryeh Moskona: Shimon

Quotes 

• Shimon : Women are like rubber bands. You pull them too hard, you get smacked in the face.

• Shimon : Davy? Why don't your rabbits have kids?

  David : They're both males.

  Shimon : Oh. I hope they don't screw in the ass.

  David : You have the soul of a poet, Shimon.