Desperation (TV Movie 2006) Poster

(2006 TV Movie)

Ron Perlman: Collie Entragian

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  • Collie Entragian : [looking at Peter's license]  I see you're an organ donor.

    [smiles] 

    Collie Entragian : Are you sure that's wise?

  • Peter Jackson : Where is everybody?

    Collie Entragian : Disneyland.

    [starts walking] 

    Collie Entragian : Come on, walk, Hayfoot.

    [to Mary] 

    Collie Entragian : Strawfoot.

    [stops walking] 

    Collie Entragian : You're Peter. And you're Mary. So where's Paul? I mean, how can you sing "Puff the Magic Dragon" without Paul?

    [starts walking, then stops again] 

    Collie Entragian : Wait a minute... Peter Jackson? I LOVE "Lord of the Rings"!

    [pause] 

    Collie Entragian : You are useless.

    [to Mary] 

    Collie Entragian : You at least look healthy.

  • Ralph Carver : Haven't you done enough to us?

    Collie Entragian : In a word... no.

  • David Carver : Don't hurt her!

    Collie Entragian : Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire! And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you!

  • Mary Jackson : Officer, you saw our registration, you know that isn't our car, and it's not our dope either. Do you think we'd be so stupid?

    Collie Entragian : Shut up, you New York deviant.

    Mary Jackson : What... What did... What did you call me?

    Collie Entragian : I'm arresting you for possession of marijuana with intent to sale.

    Peter Jackson : You can't be serious.

    Collie Entragian : You have the right to remain silent. If you choose to not be silent, everything you say can be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. I am going to kill you. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand your rights as I explained them to you?

    [Peter and Mary are confused and don't know what to say] 

    Collie Entragian : Do you understand your rights?

    Peter Jackson : [to Mary, whispering]  Just... Act normally, I don't think he understands what he just said.

    Collie Entragian : [shouting]  Do you understand your rights? Do you or not? Answer me, you smart-aleck blue state unisex swingles! Do you or not? Do you or not?

    Peter Jackson : Yes! Yes, we understand. Please, just... Watch the road.

    Collie Entragian : Don't worry about me, I got eyes in the back of my head. You do well to remember that.

  • Collie Entragian : [after finding the bag of marijuana in Johnny Marinville's motorcycle]  Houston - we have a problem.

  • [to Peter Jackson] 

    Collie Entragian : I don't care if you're a Jew, a Hindu, or Mr. Magoo. In Desperation, we don't care about those things much.

    [shoots him] 

  • Collie Entragian : Don't worry about me. I've got eyes in the back of my head. You'll do well to remember that.

  • Collie Entragian : This is Desperation. Everything out here is Can Tah and Can Tak. And don't you forget it.

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