The Christmas Raccoons (1980 TV Movie)
Len Carlson: Bert Raccoon
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Quotes
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Ralph Raccoon : [reading the paper] It's an outrage!
Melissa Raccoon : What?
Ralph Raccoon : Thousands of the forest trees have disappeared!
Bert Raccoon : [blearily gesticulating] Well, maybe, uh, they've gone on a... Christmas vacation!
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Bert Raccoon : How do we know there's not a fire down there?
Melissa Raccoon : No smoke!
Bert Raccoon : It could be a small fire...
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Cedric Sneer : Pop, we should have stopped at our quota! I told you so!
Cyril Sneer : You ungrateful ingrate! Why do you think I slaved away to make money all these years?
Cedric Sneer : Greed?
Cyril Sneer : Greed? Never! I did it all for you! For you and you precious college education!
[Bert is moved by this and starts to cry]
Ralph Raccoon : Are you kidding?
Cyril Sneer : I ask you, is it wrong for a father to want to give his son the good life?
Bert Raccoon : [burying his face in Ralph's chest] It's so sad...
Cyril Sneer : And after all, what are a few trees?
Cedric Sneer : "A few trees"? A forest is more than "a few trees"!
Cyril Sneer : Who's counting?
Cedric Sneer : Actually Pop, the exact number you chopped down was...
Cyril Sneer : Shut up, you fool!