Under Wraps (1997 TV Movie)
Clara Bryant: Amy
Quotes
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Gilbert : My mom collects antique dolls. That's perfectly normal. A lot of people collect dolls.
Amy : Yeah, a lot of insane people.
Gilbert : My mom's not insame.
Amy : She takes her dolls to the movies.
Gilbert : So? There's nothing wrong with that.
Amy : She buys them popcorn.
Gilbert : Once! She did that once!
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Amy : [sarcastically] I don't wear pajamas, I sleep in the nude.
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Todd : Hey, Amy.
Amy : I'm busy, Todd.
Todd : Well, I know, but I was just.
Amy : Uh Todd.
Todd : Well I only. I was just wonder.
Amy : Don't make me hurt you, Todd!
Todd : Oh. OK. Sorry.
Amy : He's got a big crush on me, but it's definitely not going to happen.
Marshall : Why not?
Amy : He saw that Olsen twins movie twice. I mean, how can you respect a guy like thtat?
Marshall : I see your point.
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Marshall : I'm going to keep him.
Amy : You can't keep him.
Marshall : Well, we can't turn him in. They'll take him somewhere and experiment on him.
Gilbert : What do you mean, experiment?
Marshall : Cut him open, dissect him, pack him in formaldehyde.
Gilbert : They will?
Marshall : Of course, didn't you see "E.T."?
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Amy : He's dead.
Marshall : Who?
Amy : Mr. Kubat.
Marshall : We just saw him last Saturday!
Amy : You want your peaches?
Marshall : When did he die?
Amy : A couple days ago. The meter man was reading his water meter and saw him through the window, sprawled out on the floor, covered in pancake batter.
Gilbert : Poor guy, killed by pancake batter.
Amy : Hello? He had a heart attack moron, he just happened to be making pancakes at the time.
Gilbert : Still, what a way to go. One minute you're making yourself a hearty, nutritious breakfast and then bingo, lights out.
Amy : Hey, he was old, organs fail, these things happen. What about you? Are you eating your peaches?
Marshall : Here, eat all the peaches! I don't know how you can stand these things anyway, they're as hard as bricks.
Amy : You just suck on them a while and they're okay.