Rushmore (1998)

Thayer McClanahan: School Reporter, George

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• School Reporter : So, how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?

  Max Fischer : We shook hands.

  School Reporter : Big deal.

  Max Fischer : And I gave her my phone number.

  School Reporter : Buchan said he'd have already banged her by now.

  Max Fischer : What? Just tell that foreign Scottish guerilla to shut his fat face. That's my best friend's mother he's talking about.

  School Reporter : I always thought that's why you picked Dirk as your chapel partner.

  Max Fischer : What are you, a lawyer?