- Sarah: Whaddya want me to say, that it's okay that Brendan's gay? I'm sorry but I'm not having a politically correct nervous breakdown.
- Sterling Scott: [after Bob's and Brendan's night together is revealed] Bob?
- Eric: Brendan...
- Matt: Eric!
- Aunt Alice: Brendan?
- Carol: Sarah...
- Sarah: Brendan?
- Celia: Celia!
- Beth: Matt?
- Matt: Brendan...
- Beth: Whoa!
- [Sterling and Sarah faint]
- Beth: Who cares? You've got Sterling, and that's a pretty great consolation prize.
- Bob: Yeah, I know... but... sometimes, even with Sterling, I feel like I want to go for a brand new car.
- Beth: One more chance at the Showcase Showdown of luuuve.
- Bob: You know... give the big wheel one more spin... to see if for once I'm... lucky... and not just practical.
- Beth: Bob?
- Bob: Yeah?
- Beth: I'd go for practical.
- Bob: Really?
- Beth: [nodding] I always tend to over bid in the first round.