- Babs: [in Rod Serling voice] Behind this curtain lies the scariest picture known to man. It has caused thousands to have horrifying nightmares...
- [unveils it]
- Babs: It's my third grade school photo! AHHHH!
- [switches back to Rod Serling and kicks the photo out of view]
- Babs: But, I digress. Here's something *almost* as frightening...
- [Plucky arrives at Montana Max's house. The house is in flames and demons are laughing and dancing on the roof]
- Plucky Duck: Hmm, either Monty's sold his soul to the Devil, or Shannon Doherty's spending the night.
- Monty: [falling into a hole that leads to Hell] You'll pay for this, you cheap shyster!
- Plucky Duck: Cheap? Wait 'til you get my bill!
- [after Monty and Daniel Webfoot land in Hell]
- Monty: Hey, where are we?
- Plucky Duck: [gulps] This looks like...
- Mr. Scratch: That's right, Mr. Webfoot.
- [removes his top hat, revealing his horns]
- Mr. Scratch: Sooner or later, most lawyers end up here.
- [laughs evilly]
- The World's Biggest Tiny Toon Fan: In the cartoon, The Amazing Three, there was a slight flutter on Fifi's face in scene C43, and I wanted to know if that was a deliberate in-joke, or just a mistake. And when is Fifi gonna get her own series?
- Pumpkin Guy: [singing] Tonight's my night, I'm the Pumpkin Guy, on all Hallow's Eve, I'll fly through the sky, but alas and alack, I'm bored out of my skull, my once favorite holiday has grown so dull! It's tired, trite, and also routine, I crave different thrills on this Halloween. I wonder what hides beyond this door, It just might be what I'm looking for.
- Babs: [in Rod Serling voice] And now a study in snore, a portrait in panic, as a lackluster lawyer meets his match in...
- [turns into Enid Strict from "Saturday Night Live"]
- Babs: Let me guess. Could it be... *Satan*?
- Plucky Duck: Just introduce the cartoon!
- Babs: [back to Rod Serling] It is said the great lawyer Daniel Webfoot was such a brilliant speaker that he could win a case against the Devil himself.
- [as herself]
- Babs: Me, I'll take my chances with Jacoby & Meyers.
- [Plucky blows a raspberry at her]
- Plucky Duck: Make haste, friend Hampton! I hear our good neighbor Jabez Monty is in sorrowful need of my counsel.
- Hamton J. Pig: Are you ever going to talk normal in this special, Plucky?
- Plucky Duck: [annoyed] Just stick to the script, Hambone!
- Hamton J. Pig: It's true, Daniel Webfoot! Look a yonder!
- Elmyra Duff: My ultimate petsy-wetsy is almost complete! All that's missing is... The Bwain! Dizzygor, give me the Bwain!
- [Dizzygor empties a jar that holds Brain, of Pinky and the Brain fame, inside it]
- The Brain: The obvious nature of this pun belittles us all.
- Elmyra Duff: Ooh! I'll play with you later!