- Jim: Please Ricky, don't tell him. You know what he thinks of me. He thinks I'm stupid. Ey do you remember at school huh? On parent techer nights he'd come in holding my report card wearing black.
- Jim: When I was a kid at school, I use to watch all the kids whose parents were Australian and wish I had what they had.
- Liz Wilson: Blonde hair and blue eyes?
- Jim: No, two eyebrows.
- Manolis: Why did she leave me?
- Memo: This food is an old Greek delicacy. We call it "Chokalata Crakalia"... That's alright, sort of like a chocolate meatball, only crunchy.
- Kostas: Alright Jimmy, I go. But remember today you become a man. I leave you in charge of my Café Neo. Memo said to me "Kosta, you crazy. Don't do it!". But I say "No! He's my son! He not very clever, but hes my son."
- Jim: Ey, Liz, if this chick's coming all the way from Greece to marry me, she must be pretty desperate.