South Park (TV Series 1997– ) Poster

(1997– )

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Butters Stotch, Butters, Jimbo Kern, Craig, Craig Tucker, Stuart McCormick, Priest Maxi, Terrance, Additional voices, Jesus, Pip Pirrup, Ted, Tweek Tweak, Various Characters, Man in Crowd #2, Policeman, Man in Crowd #1, Tweek, Additional Voices, Mr. Adler, Scott Malkinson, Tall Goth, TV Announcer, Farmer, Man in Crowd #3, Man in Crowd, Policeman #1, Policeman #2, Saddam Hussein, Bradley Biggle, Interviewee #1, Kevin Stoley, Man in Audience #2, Man in Crowd #4, Tom, Butler, George Bush, Johnson, Kevin, Mike, Mr. Valmer, Nelson, Policeman #3, Rick, Big Gay Al, Buddha, Carl, Clyde as Mosquito, Doctor, Doctor #2, Driver, F.B.I. Agent #2, Father Maxi, George Lucas, Hippie #1, ManBearPig, Mark, Mexican #2, Scientist #1, Security Guard, Soldier #1, The Toad King, Army General, Audience Member #4, Bartender, Bill, Bill Gates, Canadian #1, Cows, Dick Cheney, Director, Gordon Stoltski, Government Agent #1, Government Official #1, Guard #1, Halfy, Interviewee #3, Interviewee #4, Journalist #1, Kevin's Father, Kid #2, Kid #3, Krishna, Kyle Broflowski, Larry King, Leopold 'Butters' Stotch, Leroy, Man in Court #2, Man in Crowd #5, Man in Restaurant, Marty, Michael, Mitchell, Mormon #2, Mortician #2, Mr. Testaburger, Nerd #2...

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Quotes 

  • Kyle : We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.

    Stan : And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.

    Kyle : And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.

    Cartman : Hey. You did me already.

  • Stan : [with a sigh, calmly]  Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.

    Kyle : [shouts]  We killed Kenny?

    Stan : Yup. We're bastards.

  • Stan : We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.

    Mrs. Crabtree : [shouting]  What did you say?

    Stan : I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."

    Mrs. Crabtree : Oh.

    Kyle : Whoa, dude.

    Stan : I always wondered if that would work.

  • Cartman : Don't worry, Tweek. Your family can go on welfare. Kenny's family's on welfare and they're happy, isn't that right, Kenny?

    Kenny : [muffled]  Fuck you.

  • Priest Maxi : Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.

    Kyle : Well, I'm Jewish.

    Priest Maxi : You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?

    Kyle : I guess not.

  • Stan : Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?

    Jimmy : F-F-for wh-what?

    Stan : Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

    Jimmy : She's what?

    Stan : She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.

    Jimmy : Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.

    Wendy : Yeah?

    Jimmy : Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...

    [sounds like "cunt"] 

    Wendy : Well, tell Stan to fuck off!

    [walks away] 

    Jimmy : [continues]  ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.

  • Satan : Saddam. But... I killed you.

    Saddam Hussein : Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?

  • Stan : Oh my god. Jay Leno's chin killed Kenny.

    Kyle : You bastard.

    Jay Leno : Ah, who cares? He dies every episode.

  • Kenny : And what I think, basically, is that when you let what you watch be under your parents' control, television sucks. Television sucks because parents get offended because they rely on television as a babysitter for their kids.

    Stan : Totally, dude.

    Kyle : Good point, man.

  • Cartman : I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now!

    Butters : Uh oh.

    [He slowly backs away from Cartman in fear] 

  • Butters : I don't want to do it if it hurts or if it makes you get all sticky.

  • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : [Butters is holding a Barbie doll]  "Hey there, Butters, wanna slap my titties around?" Uh, no thanks, ma'am. I might get in trouble again.

    [he puts the doll away and begins whistling] 

  • Kyle : Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.

  • Butters : This is just like Vietnam, huh fellas? Whoopee!

  • Stan : Oh my god! They killed Kenny.

    Kyle : [unenthusiastically]  You bastard.

  • Kyle : All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.

  • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now.

  • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch : Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.

  • [the boys are outside building a snowman] 

    Stan : I have a button we can use for his nose.

    Kenny : [Mumbling] 

    Kyle : What would we use a marble-sack for?

  • Mark Costwold : And, papa, I know you have tried to keep your daughter away from anything sexual, but look at her now: she's a goddamn whore.

    Butters : She suuuure is.

  • [repeated line] 

    Kyle : Goddamn it, Cartman!

  • [theme song] 

    Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!

    Stan , Kyle : Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!

    Les Claypool : I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind!

    Cartman : Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"

    Les Claypool : I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind!

    Kenny : [indistinct mumbling] 

    Les Claypool : So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine!

  • Jimmy : Knock, knock.

    Cartman : Who's there?

    Jimmy : Interrupting cow.

    Cartman : Interrupting cow wh...

    Jimmy : [interrupting]  Mooo!

  • Butters : Hell, Dad, I've got lots of Girlfriends. Sally's just my Bottom Bitch. D'you know what I'm sayin'?

  • Phillip : [Terrance and Phillip are in Halloween costumes, and Terrance farts]  That fart was absolutely GHOULISH Terrance.

  • [repeated line] 

    Butters : Fellas!

  • Terrance : Hey Phillip, guess what?

    Phillip : What?

    Terrance : [Farts]  Farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

  • Butters : Let's dance!

    [Dances to Take on Me] 

    Cartman : Butters, I hate you with every fiber of my being.

  • Butters : [Karaoke]  I got that Boom-Boom-POW! Them girls be jacking my style. They're all over my swagger. I'm on that next shit, now!

  • Priest Maxi : Blessed be the name of Jesus.

    Congregation : It's a great name, isn't it?

  • Pip : Maybe you should talk to the School Counsellor, he helps me a lot when I feel lonely.

  • Jesus : My son, I'm not touching that one with a ten-foot pole.

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