Lost & Found (I) (1999)

David Spade: Dylan Ramsey

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Quotes 

• Dylan : Never date a woman who pays her rent in singles.

• Dylan : I found him down by the pier.

  Lila : Oh you bad dog! I should spank you.

  Dylan : Ooh, hey, I was down by the pier too.

• Dylan : I'll need it by tomorrow.

  Jeweller : That will cost extra.

  Dylan : And isn't it great how that works out for you. 'Cause it really could have gone either way.

• Lila : You know what they say about cello players- they like to do it in a chair with their legs spread wide.

  Dylan : Ma'am, we have a dog in our presence!

• Dylan : I know I'm no Neil Diamond, but happy birthday anyway.

• Dylan : Remember what I said about conquering your fears up here? I was wrong. This place would scare me shitless! Look at all those seats!

• Dylan : [Ubermann hangs up the phone]  Never have I seen anyone kiss ass like that.