Quest for Camelot (1998)
Gary Oldman: Ruber
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Quotes
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Ruber : [after the giant ogre sits on him] The ogre's butt.
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Lady Juliana : You're mad.
Ruber : I'm *so* glad you noticed. I've been working at it for years.
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Lady Juliana : Ruber.
Ruber : Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single...
Lady Juliana : Impertinent pig.
Ruber : Is that a no?
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Ruber : Charming singalong. Now let's get down to business. I've waited a long time for this. What about my new land?
King Arthur : Sir Ruber, always thinking of yourself. As knights of the roundtable, our obligation is to the people. Not to ourselves. Lands will be divided to each persons needs.
Ruber : Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I knew you were running a charity.
Sir Lionel : The king has decided!
Ruber : Then it's time for a new king. And I vote for me.
Sir Lionel : I will not serve under a false king!
Ruber : Then serve... a dead one!
Ruber : [moves in to attack Arthur]
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[after Ruber melds Excalibur to his arm with his potion]
Ruber : Don't worry, Julianna. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back.
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King Arthur : You may kill me... but you'll never destroy the ideals of Camelot.
Ruber : Well, I've got to start somewhere.
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Ruber : A spear. How Stone Age. A king would hold a nobler weapon. A king would hold *Excalibur*!
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Ruber : You've been quite annoying, for a girl.
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Ruber : When I get my hands on that girl...
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Ruber : [last words] Oh no, the stone!