A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Molly Shannon: Emily Sanderson

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• Emily Sanderson : Do you wanna go see a movie or something?

  Steve Butabi : Sure.

  Emily Sanderson : Or, if you don't wanna do that, we could just drive around and make out. I love making out. Its like one of my all time favorite things to do...

  Steve Butabi : Yeah. Right.

  Emily Sanderson : And I don't want to brag, but, I'm really, really, really, really good at it.

  Steve Butabi : Right. Sounds good.

  Doug Butabi : Back off, Chicklett.

  Emily Sanderson : What's your problem, Doug?

  Doug Butabi : Emily, I don't know if you know this, but, my brother and I, we live life in the fast lane. And that means no stop signs, no red lights, and there is no pulling over to take pictures. Now, you see this man over here?

  Steve Butabi : Wot's up?

  Doug Butabi : He's my co-pilot on this magic carpet ride. It's carry on only and you're just way too much luggage.

• Emily Sanderson : Steve! Steve, I like your bathing suit. It looks really good on you because you have really good - um - muscle definition. Most of the American men I know of don't wear such revealing bathing suits. Its very European of you. It's really, really sexy - and, I don't mean to brag, but, I have a really good taste in what's sexy.

• Emily Sanderson : [to Steve]  Do you wanna go to the beach later? I've got my bathing suit on underneath this dress. Also, I know a beach where you don't have to wear a bathing suit and I don't know how you feel about that. But, personally, I find it very, very liberating. Plus, you know with my milky white skin...

• Steve Butabi : Gosh, Emily, school? I'l have to read. And homework. And the teacher always asking, "Would you like to share that with the class?"

  Emily Sanderson : Don't upset me Steve. Unless you want to make me less horny?

  Steve Butabi : No, that wouldn't be good.

• Steve Butabi : Emily, I know you've had your heart set on this for a long time, but the truth is, I mean, I'm a rebel and you're like the sweet-girl-from-next-door type.

  Emily Sanderson : Steve, you're forgetting: I go to college. Okay? Translation: Drunken orgies with occasional Cliff notes.