Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Steve Sweeney: Plank

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Quotes 

• Plank : Ah! They fucking shot me!

  Dog : Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

• Dog : So we've got a bit of a problem, ain't we? In fact, this is a bit more than a bit of a problem. I'd say it's the Mount fucking Everest of problems! And the reason it's such a fucking monstrosity of a problem is, *you haven't got the first idea who did this to us, have ya*?

  Plank : We've been up all night. It's no one from round here. We've had 'em all lined up against the wall. If it was a toerag from the manor, we'd know.

  Dog : [screaming]  You'd know? You'd fucking know? You wouldn't know if it was the next door *fucking* neighbours! Get out there and find them! I'm sick of the fucking sight of ya!

  [Kicks Plank's head through a wall, revealing a set of listening equipment] 

• Plank : A bunch of Public Schoolboys, soft as shite.