Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Tony McMahon: John

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Quotes 

• Big Chris : I've got some bad news for you, John.

  John : What the fuck?

  [Chris closes tanning parlor on John] 

  Big Chris : Mind your language in front of the boy!

  John : Jesus Christ!

  [Chris does it again] 

  Big Chris : That includes blasphemy as well!

• John : Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!

  Dog : I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

• John : So they had the cash.

  Paul : And the puff.

  Dog : Cheeky bastards. Count it.

  John : Shit, Dog. There's a lot. Don't you wanna do it next door?

  Dog : We're not going next door until we flay them dead men walking.