Lenny McLean: Barry The Baptist
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Quotes
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Barry the Baptist : When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.
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Gary : Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist : Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
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[after shooting each other]
Gary : What the fuck are you doing here?
Barry the Baptist : What the FUCK are YOU doing here?
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Barry the Baptist : Fucking northern monkeys!
Lenny : I hate these fucking southern fairies!
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Barry the Baptist : Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris : Piss off, you nonce!
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Barry the Baptist : Lock, stock, the fuckin' lot.
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Barry the Baptist : If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!
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Gary : So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?
Barry the Baptist : You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.
Gary : I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it. Like one of them James Bond films.
Barry the Baptist : Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.
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"Hatchet" Harry : It's about time you paid our young friends a visit, Chris. Today's the day and mum's the word, and I can't have that, can I?
Big Chris : No, 'Arry, you can't.
"Hatchet" Harry : I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I, Barry?
Barry the Baptist : No, 'Arry, you can't.
"Hatchet" Harry : I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?
Big Chris , Barry the Baptist : No, 'Arry, you can't.
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Barry the Baptist : [answering his phone] What?
Dean : I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry!
Barry the Baptist : Did you get those guns?
Dean : You wanna see what they did to poor Gary?
[calling out to a delirious Gary]
Dean : Gary? Gary?
Barry the Baptist : I said, did you get those guns?
Dean : YES, WE GOT THEM!
Barry the Baptist : Good, I'll speak to you later
[hangs up the phone]
Dean : Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now mate okay?
[turning his attention back to Barry]
Dean : Barry? Barry? Fucking sodding shandy-drinking bastard!
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Barry the Baptist : [Barry's video monitor is cutting out] Come on! Not now, please, not...
[monitor goes black]
Barry the Baptist : Oh, you fucking bastard.
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"Hatchet" Harry : How did you get your hands on these, then?
Big Chris : The boys had 'em. I know you like these sort of things, wondered if you wanted 'em.
"Hatchet" Harry : Yeah, I'll have 'em.
Barry the Baptist : Was it hard work getting the money?
Big Chris : Not especially. Upset a few characters, though.
"Hatchet" Harry : Have you counted it?
Big Chris : Yeah, it's all there to the pound.
"Hatchet" Harry : And they were gonna pay?
Big Chris : Looks like it. But who knows? The opportunity was there. In my experience, it's best to take that opportunity. If it's there.
"Hatchet" Harry : Good work, Chris.
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"Hatchet" Harry : So what do you make of this Eddie then?
Barry the Baptist : He's a fucking thief.
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Barry the Baptist : He's got some adhesive mates. I mean they're like brothers.
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Barry the Baptist : Call me when you're done. Ta-ta.
