Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) Poster

Stephen Marcus: Nick The Greek

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  • Rory Breaker : Your stupidity must be your one saving grace.

    Nick the Greek : Uh?

    Rory Breaker : Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing Ni-ko-las!

    Nick the Greek : [shrugs nervously] 

    Rory Breaker : I know you couldn't have known my position 'cause you're not that stupid that if you did, you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your arse with that "what's going on here?" look slapped all over your chevy chase! But what you do know is where these people live.

    [rises from his chair and walks towards Nick] 

    Rory Breaker : If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

    Nick the Greek : [nods nervously] 

  • Nick the Greek : Dunno Tom. Seems expensive.

    Tom : Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!

    Nick the Greek : All right all right, keep your Alans on!

    [Peels off notes from his wad] 

    Nick the Greek : Here's a ton.

    Tom , Eddie : Jesus Christ!

    Eddie : You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What d'you do when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

    Nick the Greek : 100 pounds is still 100 pounds.

    Tom : Not when the price is 200 pounds it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, c'mon. Lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

  • [haggling with Tom] 

    Nick the Greek : What else does it come with?

    Tom : It comes with a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.

  • Nick the Greek : Just get me a sample.

    Tom : No can do.

    Nick the Greek : What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

  • Tom : Look, it's all completely chicken soup.

    Nick the Greek : It's what?

    Tom : It's kosher. As Christmas.

    Nick the Greek : The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

  • Tom : I want to look fucking mean!

    Nick the Greek : Of course you'll look mean! You'll look really scary...

  • Rory Breaker : Your stupidity may be your one saving grace.

    Nick the Greek : Uuugh?

    Rory Breaker : Don't "uuugh" me, Greek boy!

  • Nick the Greek : Is that you, Dean?

    Dean : No, it's Lord fucking Lucan. Who do you think it is?

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