Being John Malkovich (1999)

Mary Kay Place: Floris

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Quotes 

• Floris : Welcome to Lestercorp. How may we meet your filing needs?

  Craig Schwartz : No, no. Um... my name's Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Dr. Lester.

  Floris : Oh. Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.

  Craig Schwartz : Schwartz.

  Floris : Pardon?

  Craig Schwartz : Schwartz.

  Floris : I- I'm sorry. I have no idea what you're saying to me right now.

  Craig Schwartz : My name is Schwartz.

  Floris : "My name is Warts"?

  [Craig takes a seat] 

  Floris : [intercom beeps]  Mr. Juarez?

  [Craig doesn't respond at first] 

  Craig Schwartz : Oh. Yes?

  Floris : Chest?

  Craig Schwartz : I said, "Yes?"

  Floris : You suggest what? I'm sorry I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now.

• Dr. Lester : Floris, get Guinness on the phone.

  Floris : Right away, Dr. Lester. Genghis Khan Capone.

• Floris : I can't understand a word you're saying

  [pauses] 

  Floris : asshole.

• [gazing longingly at Craig as he does the filing] 

  Floris : Oh, what magic those fingers could work on the right cabinet! Maybe you could alphabetize me. And remember, 'I' comes before 'U'.

• Charlie : Lookin' great, Flo.

  Floris : "Lookin' grateful"?