Vulgar (2000)

Brian O'Halloran: Will Carlson, Flappy, Vulgar

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• Will Carlson : I'm... I'm a party clown for kids.

• Will Carlson : Shine bumbers if you want. I'm sure you'll make a killing. But that's how it all starts - crappy job here, crappy job there. Next thing you know, you're living on the dole, wondering where your life went. Your problem - zero patience.

  Syd Gilbert : You're right. I should make MY living dancing around like a mongoloid on a bad acid-trip for a bunch of spoiled little dickheads.

• Syd Gilbert : I'm gonna be flyin' solo soon. I got a job.

  Will Carlson : Where?

  Syd Gilbert : Tuott the Basehead hooked me up at "Suds 'N' Stuff" over the weekend.

  Will Carlson : Watch yourself on that corporate ladder...

  Syd Gilbert : Listen to this bull. Is that YOUR limo I saw parked outside? Driving around in that little shitbox...

  Will Carlson : Hey! That shitbox totes YOUR ass to-and-fro.

• Will Carlson : Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong place.

  Ed Fanelli : Not if you're ready to get down.

  [Will is knocked to the floor] 

  Ed Fanelli : Looks like you are.