- Patrick Harper: [On hearing about Sharpe's new commission to Yorkshire] Sure... Who's there to fight in Yorkshire?
- Richard Sharpe: Englishmen, I suppose.
- Patrick Harper: It's not all bad news, then.
- Richard Sharpe: So how do you find Yorkshire, Pat?
- Patrick Harper: Oh, they do have an awful way of massacring the English language!
- Arnold: Who pays for your bed?
- Patrick Harper: King George of England!
- Arnold: The mad one or the fat one?
- Patrick Harper: Whichever one takes your fancy!
- Patrick Harper: [Last lines] You know what they say!
- Richard Sharpe: What?
- Patrick Harper: Vive la France!