- [Cheeseman has just offered Gordon a job in his bookstore]
- Mr. Cheeseman: Get pissed if you want, but no dipping your hand in the till. That *does* upset me, and I've got a cousin who breaks legs.
- Rosemary: I will not make love where dogs have peed.
- Gordon Comstock: You're so middle-class.
- Rosemary: That's not middle-class - that's hygienic.